Mouth Fur

I need an exorcism or a program for living or a new bike or a boyfriend or more snax or an education or meaningful conversations or I'll continue to irritate myself infinitely. Lorna Doom grew up but no one gives a shit. Darby's dead and that's what matters.

endless suffering

2010-03-04T02:12:00.000-08:00

(skip the first 15 seconds, they're annoying)

Teenage Jesus & the Jerks "Orphan"

PASSION

2010-02-20T02:06:00.000-08:00

LISTD

2010-02-19T11:42:00.000-08:00

Here are some nicknames I would like to have but probably never will:

-Spazz
-Sassy
-Squirts
-Bones
-Dinky
-Trouble
-Rotten
-Tammy
-Turkey
-Snappy/Snap pea
-Brophie Snakala

These were my 14 favorite albums before I turned 14 (& went 2 HS witchSUKD):
Jagged Little Pill - Alanis Morissette (1st cassette & stadium concert)
crazysexycool - TLC
Dookie - Greenday
God Shuffled His Feet - Crash Test Dummies
Day Dream - Mariah Carey
Everybody else is doing it, so why can't we? - the Cranberries
Left of the Middle - Natalie Imbruglia
The Writing's on the Wall - Destiny's Child
Enema of the State - Blink182
Pinkerton - Weezer
Blonde on Blonde - Bob Dylan (1st memory of outdoor concert)
1999 - Prince
Zen Arcade - Husker Du
super value 69: ladies of the 50s

14 albums that would've made me a lot cooler if they had been my favorite before I turned 14 (but that came later):
Bee Thousands -Guided by Voices
Accelerator - Royal Trux
Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Bad Moon Rising - Sonic Youth
Repeater - Fugazi
Cut - The Slits
Damaged - Black Flag
The Chronic - Dr. Dre
Octagonecologyst - Dr. Octogon
Liquid Swords - GZA
Never for Ever - Kate Bush
Loud - Half Japanese
Pottymouth - Bratmobile
Rumours - Fleetwood Mac

14 albums I can't stop listening to RITE NOW:
Secret Life - Mutators
Loud - Half Japanese
Yours Alone - Dum Dum Girls
Power of Pussy - Bongwater
Nice Ass - Free Kitten
Beach Cop - Pukers
Gravel Days - U.S. Girls
Wild and Inside - Eat Skull
I am ... Sasha Fierce - Beyonce
Final Foods - Pink & Brown
Jealous Again - Black Flag
Magic Flowers Dubbed - Psychedelic Horseshit
Cheshire Cat - Blink 182
Rock'n'Roll Forever - Wanda Jackson

DADDY ISSUES + more

2010-02-17T22:54:00.000-08:00

yumyum

2010-02-16T21:15:00.000-08:00

I have a blog I update every day.

2010-02-14T23:45:00.000-08:00

I love all my lovers&my lovers can't sleep&I love to imitate my lovers&love takes its pants off.

Everything beautiful is boring

2010-02-07T04:22:00.000-08:00

just in case 4 vd [VALENTINES MTVJ]

2010-02-02T03:01:00.000-08:00

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I do not want Jonah Hill to write a film adaptation of 21 Jump Street.
I do not want ANYONE to remake Videodrome.
I have been indulging too deeply in corndog high school drama bullshits.
[21 Jump Street. My So-Called Life. Strangers with Candy. Daria. Degrassi.]
It's really starting to stress me out.
Not to mention the rumor that the age at which you begin binge-drinking determines the age your emotional intelligence is stunted. (I feel that)
I think about snacks the same way 14 year old boys think about sex. I think about sex the way 14 year old boys think about playing for the Dallas Cowboys or hanging out with P.Diddy or touring with Animal Collective or jesus christ, like I'm even going to pretend to know what 14 year old boys think about. I've never been one, how the fuck would I know?
I'm sorry, I'm krankkky. No food or money or cigarettes or confidence or company or sleep because I don't know how to do it alone.

okay then

2010-01-28T09:53:00.000-08:00

THIS IS ART FUCK YOU

2010-01-21T23:57:00.000-08:00

posi-toodz from hur on out doodz

2010-01-20T01:44:00.000-08:00

everything all at once

2010-01-17T20:13:00.000-08:00

S is for a lot of things. give it up slut, your tomorrow. some nights are not worth sleeping. i climb out to smoke now you're gone. let me into your dome hole. got me feeling like the hole in a donut. why you gotta be talkin like that, god? you know i have a hunger not a pretty mouth. i taste like you in highskool. we're synonymous. that room is a symptom of my thirst. that room is The Reason. nothing real when the doors shut. this shit seems clean to me. these houses look like you. i'm the 1up. the little girl who was perpetually tired. can't motion unless i watch my feat. hears what i walk to. i ramble on. i don't seem to be anywhere. here is too safe to be good. words unfinished swear i won't be left behind. never yours, don't need (to) to believe you. want you to know (i want to know) the dirty details. wish you'd keep it clean enough to eat off of. i'm detached from this material. this would Bbetter if it were on time.doesn't matter.no1's home anyway. doesn't come from where i'd hope'd lead me back to bed. false ______ now breeds hope of latter day truth. true life: true lies. lost love's a better muse than a body. dead: i am calling you &my lover's depressed &my lover can't sleep &polaroid snapped his story into our lives &i love to imitate my lovers &love takes its pants off. slaughter the ugly things. throw em up & away. in love again with the girl who always blacks out. forget it, you couldn't believe the things i forgot. too busy getting dizzy. you waste more time sleeping than i do smoking. her she's not as cute as she thinks everyone thinks she is. you can't just put her down. stay low. better slow down. no one loves with a red face. my head hurts lately. it's hard to commit 2. IM figuring out what she meant. how to be a STupeRSTaR. 'you ain't that cute' i see the faces you've infected. is it working for you? (it might've worked if i were)like:she. she's like, really pretty. let 'em have him. here comes the weight. i digest your words and they come out pretty shitty. don't know my fucking head from my ass and i usually don't know what hole i'm shitting out of. it's all fucking fowl. holy tits this is boring. i have hated shit like this. still do. told me to not to tell you. i don't want to hear your told story. this video might kill me. like when you snack on something '2good2Btru' better puke because it must be poison. every rose has it's thorns. like the way you feel after only eating $16 of sugar shitz. like the consequence of converting zits into scabs. my diet is rotting my mouth. skin. gut. brain. brophie snackala be keepin it furry. the satisfaction of cleaning up carnage is the result of destruction as a demonstration of construction lacking production value. tendency toward melodramatic. i think about aesthetics. i hate everything except the props. i'm losing patience very very. tremors and jitters. i didn't do it wrong, i could've done it better. didn't give it enough slack and now shit's springing out of control. frustration's a theme. symbolism is a construct. there's nothing i can do with this that's not ever been done before. why won't you teach me how to be interesting. i don't know shit about it i enjoy it. butt EXPERIMENTAL=/= (!=;<>;/=) social movement.doesn't matter.what i'm trying to tell you is this is fun. and this guitar game is. what is the worth of secrets? what's the purpose of pseudoprofundity? what it is is frustration. what i'm trying to tell you is my ego is vast and unconquerable. it gets like.,;: 'wooah'. uttershitstream of an overconscientious squirrel. remember the first time you figured it out: shithitsthis thishitsshit hitsthisshit (the fan. faggot. burnout.) well, I wasn't sure at first if they be bein a chick or a dude but I knew gay away I wanted to fuck it. (wrote it a mistbronnection&;now i chick my emale once in a hot minute) let me take you home and bump your duna. these things cum too quesy. your skull is thinker than my skin. give me head or give you death. your tongue works harder than my heart. my my. she would be no thing without him inside of her. nothing. dick me, dick me so hard i can't scream: some girls scream sex; i can't even whimper. &i'mn't quiet. what's mine is mine. what's yours is mine for the taking.

titshard24give, me.

I don't need your help. And I can eat this pizza myself.

2010-01-11T02:37:00.000-08:00

shit spittin

2010-01-09T02:23:00.000-08:00

What do you worship?

i'm mocking me.
yes i'm stupid, stupid.

I understand and I wish to continue

2010-01-07T03:34:00.000-08:00

Who is she if you said that's what she said? It's hard to be she. It must be hard to be she. She has a filthy fucking mouth. She can learn your language and she can speak your game. But you don't know she's name and you don't know where she's been. What is she thinking? Has she ever been in love? Has she's heart been broken? This shit's hard, That's what she said. Is she really a slut or is she just a pervy nerd girl? How much money's in she's bank account? What's she's 5 year plan? Does she think about us as often as we think about she? Do you mind if I smoke while you eat? That's what she said.
These are things this she thinks about sometimes. She knows this shit ain't esoteric. esBROteric, no bromo.

give it up baby, you know i don't sleep anymore

2010-01-06T04:36:00.000-08:00

I've got a kronik kase of misplaced nostalgia.

understand that this is a joke

2010-01-03T23:24:00.000-08:00

I need some vicissitude to distract me from the urge to rip out my central incisors.

DIY DENTISTRY

This has becum a me e-parody.

resolution

2010-01-01T20:13:00.001-08:00

AGAPE.

wide open.

being in a state of wonder.

divine, unconditional, self-sacrificing, active, volitional, and thoughtful love.

LOL

2009-12-25T23:25:00.000-08:00

HERE IS THE STORY OF MY CHRISTMAS

^^THIS IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND.^^
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. so far.

THEN WHAT HAPPENED:

ALSO:

------->

<-------

Sweet dreams are made of this

2009-12-22T01:49:00.000-08:00

SUCROSE SALVATION:

shit dudes quit reading this trash

2009-12-17T21:23:00.000-08:00

It's not like I go around saying I'm punk anymore, but when you grow up with a bunch of punks, you live under an unspoken code of conduct and rules that seem to stick on your ribs like the fattiest stufft crust cheezza. And even after you've digested a whole bunch of bullshit, that punk fat is still there except its evolved past your ribcage and has traveled into your DNA.
It's all kind of a joke now but I know one true punk can sniff out another, like a junkie on the street. We're still around and just because some of us have traded our safety pins for Banana Republic, we can still find our brethren. In turn, just because someone trades their Banana Republic for safety pins, we can sniff out posers too. Especially when the safety pins are made by Balenciaga (Banana Republic would have sounded better in that sentence, but I doubt that company makes safety pins).
Without going into further explanation (punks don't feel the need to explain) I will say that "being embarrassed" is NOT PUNK.
Embarrassment is for the weak. Embarrassment is clearly stating "I care about what you think of me, even if you're a total stranger."
I won't lie and say I don't care what other people think of me, of course I do. If I didn't, I'd wear Juicy sweatsuits everyday because they're mad comfy. Fuck it I'd wear sweatpants. I don't because I care what people think. Mostly my friends, people who might offer me a job, and not to mention I like to feel good about myself--which happens to be punk.
Does that mean I won't leave you a voicemail of nonsensical grunts and giggles if I feel like it? No. And if it embarrasses you then go find tickets to a Taylor Swift concert and get off my fucking stage (punks say "fuck" whenever they want).
Sometimes we get loud and obnoxious. Sometimes we get "inappropriate." That's how we live. Maybe you're reading this right now and realizing that you are in fact punk and you didn't even know (not very punk but we'll let it slide).
Another punk thing to do is contradict yourself and feel ashamed and dumb and confused and say the wrong things, but tell the world anyway because bottling shit up and pretending it never happened in such an ugly way isn't for punks at all. It's for boring people who hate things that are ugly and off-putting and weird and not always easy to understand. Or stupid. Or smart. Or sloppy. Or apologetic.

2009-12-07T21:52:00.000-08:00

I went to the rock show but my #1 crush wasn't there so I stood outside and ember to assed it, walked home to jerk off.

Did you know if you send soiled panties via USPS they are classified as BIOLOGICAL WASTE?

I tried to sell used panties but they were flagged and removed from craigslist.com within 30 minutes.

Here are some of the replies I got in that 1/2hr:

Clifton McReynolds askes: "you can send a pic of your underware that you have forsale?" and "just emailed asking for pic. how do you send your underware and do they still have any sent on them"

KMo1695779@aol.com: "let's see what you have to offer" and "Ok, are you different than the same ad from Seattle? if so, let's see what you have"

Milkman5am says: "No not unlegal sale used panties with germs smell yucky."

Craigslist says:

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Sorry for the hassle, and thanks for your understanding.

brotally brosessed

2009-12-02T16:54:00.000-08:00

these are really embroassing & consciously bad
brolimic
brokemon
nintendbro
maribro
broshi
casibro
brotice
brofile
brolific
brodom
debrodorant
conbrosation
brostbrodern brose broetry
broganic
broca broger
broca-brola
bro'douls
metabrolism
brocaine
aphbrodisiac
brogasm
bronography
bromiscuous
brocreate
missed bronnection
vasectbromy
barack brobama
lindsey brohan
georgia bro'keef
vincent van bro
bromones
brock n' broll
bro jams
minnebrota
broling alley
brody and the beast
bromometer
broken hymen

what are your favorite broism?
^^that's a link^^

my mom says this blog is not interesting

2009-12-02T04:11:00.000-08:00

I couldn't agree more:

hold tyte

2009-12-01T12:41:00.000-08:00

In a moments notice I'm going to tell you true things about growing up.
Standby.

i'm going to get dead alone

2009-11-23T13:24:00.000-08:00

I want to eat but I have no hunger. Fucking airport bullshit yesterday. Got there 4 hours before my flight departed with 4 cigarettes to my name and rapidly chain smoked my stock. Felt ultra insane after 2 sleepless nights. Sleep deprivation induced hallucinations. Tumultuous Turbulence. Feared for my life. Silence. Deep sleep. Nicotine withdrawals. Extreme agitation. Got home and did my best to explain "what are you doing with my life?" So many dogs with bad hair cuts; I can't even count them. Roof jumpers, all of them.Buddha is the best boy. My own haircuts keep getting worse. It doesn't take any confidence to look like a hot mess. Much Needed Sleep. Fucked up frightmares involving my mom getting knocked up by my brother, anti-abortionists, failed attempts at cruise ship escape, trying to borrow a camera to take pictures of professional wrestlers, violently sucking face of former fuck. Woke up to an empty house. No cars. Silence. My mom buys me cigarettes. "Do I look thinner?" You look... You look... You look. New teeth. Mine are falling out of my face. I don't want them anymore. "It hurts to be pretty." Trying really hard not to snark.

rip her 2 shredz

2009-11-20T04:11:00.000-08:00

*I am definitely down with the sickness*
Gotta get well so I can meet you, baby:

THAT'S MY GODBABY! Right now she just looks like a baby but someday she's going to be a real person.

I share my bed with spiders. Get fucked. Id suck your dick just for the missed connection. LOLzzz

"THE WORLDS GREATEST BOOGIE BAND"::

I'm going to be true to you

2009-11-19T02:23:00.000-08:00

Well what the shit. Things are happening and I'm totally stoked on them.
My god-daughter was born November 14, 2009 @ 8:24 central standard time. Aurora Noel. I get to meet her next week. I'm completely overjoyed.

Tyler & I got our slut on @ Jake's Amateur Strip Contest. He went 1st & I went 3rd. The judging was three hours later and neither of us won. Tyler did some sick acrobatic jamz on that poll and I fell of the stairs in my doll-faced pasties. IM-BARE-ASSED. Father fucking shot2theface pt.2 why is this our fate?!

In heavier news, I'm on a gnarly mother fucking baking kick. 2nite was dark chocolate craisin almond zucchini muffinz. goddamn delicious. The power went out shortly after devouring them and we had a seance for Ronald Reagan. Doors started mysteriously shutting and shit got hella conservative up in here. FRRRREEEEAKY. anyway, it was very romantic. ,,, & IPOD shuffle was EERILY synchronized with my dome wavez. I was feeling ultra nostalgic and romping around the house in the dark like Jason & I used to do when we didn't pay our bills. When we made a wall of furniture and camped in the living room to keep the heat in. When we spent the day at the panadería eating churros con chocolate. Before the days of "Want sex? Got sex!"
Smut'z about to be distributed @ Danger Room and we're going to make $300,000,000.....just enough to buy Playboy and merge the two companies into Playsmut.Watch out, we're bout to be RICH BITCHES.
Sometimes I get real stubborn and disobedient and I don't want to acknowledge or admit to myself the extent that things have improved in the last 90 days. People trust me with their children now. Ok, these people are mostly homeless tweakers with no other choice, but I wouldn't have been willing to give up my time before.
HERE'S THE THING I LOVE YOU.

OH WOW I ALMOST 4GOT 2 SHOW U THE THINGS. HERE THEY ARE:

here are some things i am thinking about right now

2009-11-10T23:03:00.000-08:00

You can get this one on t-shirts and coffee mugs.,,,

i think this my way of saying im hungry

2009-11-07T06:45:00.000-08:00

this is how i feel 2day

2009-11-06T02:06:00.001-08:00

ohok

2009-11-05T03:49:00.000-08:00

Y IZ TIHS MY #1UPUBE VIDYO

2009-11-04T02:25:00.001-08:00

TA2ZRKOOL

2009-11-03T02:29:00.000-08:00

WAIT IS THIS A REALLY BAD IDEA I CAN'T TELL I LIKE IT I'M GOING 2 GET IT DONE ON THURSDAY OKAY

WELL IT CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN THIS:

BUT HOLY SHIT THIS ONE IS REALLY AMAZING:

PEACHES CHRIST I WANT THEM ALLLLL

ANOTHER DUMB IMG DUMP

2009-11-02T00:32:00.000-08:00

Maybe you like looking at the same things I do:

FAKE BLONDES IN FAKE BANDS HAVE REAL FUN

2009-10-30T04:24:00.000-07:00

2morrow @ StumpLyfe TYLERBALL and I will play our 1st ~~SOBER~~ show under the pseudonym BROken <3s & hyMENs. It's basically a cacophony of everything relevant: cats sex violence puke video games cigarettes booze crushes shame. CHECK IT OUT.

Smut Zine 2.0 is NOW AVAILABLE. I think more people contributed to this issue and it's even IN COLOR!! I made a pretty picture in it and I bet you can guess which one it is when you pick it up at THE SHOW TOMORROW DUMMY.

On Monday I train for my volunteer position at Family Emergency Shelter, 7pm-7am. I start my service position at REBDAWGZ on Wednesday. I will also begin volunteering at the TIMBERLAND LIBRARY because I really enjoy being there a lot and I LIKE HAVING THINGS TO OCCUPY MY TIME. I am bulking up my resume so that I can get a fucking job that will pay me money.
=---==

sometimes i care that i may bore you 'till death

2009-10-26T02:34:00.000-07:00

Few of many women I adore for dogdamn obvious reasons:

and there so many more but i am fucking exhausted.
QUESTIONS? comments! CONCERNS...

YR A PRUDE

2009-10-25T03:57:00.000-07:00

WHERE ARE ALL THE SINGLE STRAIGHT SOBER SCRAWNY FURRY MALE BABES WHO ARE INTO CHUBBY MASCULINE CHIX WITH BAD SKIN AND WORSE HAIRCUTS AT?!

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THIS IS SHIT

2009-10-23T02:21:00.000-07:00

this relationship is COMPLEX.

2009-10-22T03:13:00.000-07:00

aesthetician needed

2009-10-20T02:55:00.000-07:00

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST BLOG I'VE EVER READ

2009-10-02T02:02:00.001-07:00

I really don't know what to tell you asshole.
Okay, I thought of one thing. I took a sloshy shit at Le Voyeur today and the toilet over flooded and I tried to plunge it but it didn't help so I washed my hands and locked the door behind me.
I'm sorry?

hot babes do ugly things

2009-09-27T23:46:00.000-07:00

this is dumb art that i like

It is obviously an installation piece by Aurel Schmidt who looks like this:

and draws like this:

here are some t-shirts i would like to own:

The first two t-shirts were made by Alison Schulnik.

she makes sick shit like this:

this will happen to the girls you love:

i am wasting my time.

jerk you off by the seat of your pants

2009-09-26T03:20:00.000-07:00

This is a good song and a better movie.

spank bank

2009-09-24T02:05:00.000-07:00

I wish I had these as a child. Then again, I also wish I would've read Lolita when I was eleven.
I plan on coloring the entire set of 12.

everything i wanted i've gotten

2009-09-22T21:32:00.000-07:00

Walking down to the taco truck today, I came across a dream:

I would very much enjoy being the owner and operator of this vehicle.
The realization that if I weren't a smoker/recovering alchie, I would be able to afford my fantasy ride (has been since high school) verged on enlightening, but mostly felt like remorse.

Here's where I spent another part of my day:

ambitious aspirations.

2009-09-19T02:42:00.001-07:00

Just a few of copious pieces which were brilliantly created by Sarina Brewer. She's a founding member of MART (Minnesota Association of Rogue Taxidermists-- of which I hope to be at most a working member in the future) and for reason quite obvious, the object of my god lust. I would amputate my right arm so that she might use it in one of her works. Not only is she wondrously talented, she's also kind of a babe.

shut the fuck up you cocky little cunt

2009-09-17T00:20:00.000-07:00

nothing is still not me shaking thoughts
pace arms folded uncross hanging loose
threadbare holy unsightly frail
limbs or lashings braided tight
taught celestial fictitious love power forgot
not forgotten subconscious repetition constant
here gone not long but enough entirely
uncertainty breeds silent wonder what
slips half grasped react unwelcome
accumulate restless dialog internal span spred
wide less limited contact lacks absolute physical
need tangible apparition conversation impossible
space waste and vast referential unknown
anxious derivative solitude lacks elegance vs. arrogance
gorge gorge gorge gorge gorge gorge gorge

READING LIST:

FEMINIST FANTASIES:

2009-04-29T20:06:00.000-07:00

There is so much that I am supposed to be saying,
so much that I am supposed to be doing,
but instead I am sitting here picking
at my wounds, bringing up blood,
and looking behind my nails
to see what I have scraped up.

bookaday

2009-04-23T21:54:00.001-07:00

i don't want to be good

2009-04-22T18:11:00.000-07:00