Sunday, September 27, 2009

hot babes do ugly things

It is obviously an installation piece by Aurel Schmidt who looks like this:

 and draws like this:

here are some t-shirts i would like to own:

 The first two t-shirts were made by Alison Schulnik.

she makes sick shit like this:


this will happen to the girls you love:


i am wasting my time.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

jerk you off by the seat of your pants

This is a good song and a better movie.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

spank bank

I wish I had these as a child. Then again, I also wish I would've read Lolita when I was eleven.
I plan on coloring the entire set of 12.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

everything i wanted i've gotten

Walking down to the taco truck today, I came across a dream:

I would very much enjoy being the owner and operator of this vehicle.
The realization that if I weren't a smoker/recovering alchie, I would be able to afford my fantasy ride (has been since high school) verged on enlightening, but mostly felt like remorse.

Here's where I spent another part of my day:

Saturday, September 19, 2009

ambitious aspirations.

Just a few of copious pieces which were brilliantly created by Sarina Brewer. She's a founding member of MART (Minnesota Association of Rogue Taxidermists-- of which I hope to be at most a working member in the future) and for reason quite obvious, the object of my god lust. I would amputate my right arm so that she might use it in one of her works. Not only is she wondrously talented, she's also kind of a babe.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

shut the fuck up you cocky little cunt

nothing is still not me shaking thoughts
pace arms folded uncross hanging loose
threadbare holy unsightly frail
limbs or lashings braided tight
taught celestial fictitious love power forgot
not forgotten subconscious repetition constant
here gone not long but enough entirely
uncertainty breeds silent wonder what
slips half grasped react unwelcome
accumulate restless dialog internal span spred
wide less limited contact lacks absolute physical
need tangible apparition conversation impossible
space waste and vast referential unknown
anxious derivative solitude lacks elegance vs. arrogance
gorge gorge gorge gorge gorge gorge gorge