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HERE IS THE STORY OF MY CHRISTMAS

^^THIS IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND.^^
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. so far.

 

THEN WHAT HAPPENED:

 

ALSO:

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Sweet dreams are made of this

SUCROSE SALVATION:

shit dudes quit reading this trash

It's not like I go around saying I'm punk anymore, but when you grow up with a bunch of punks, you live under an unspoken code of conduct and rules that seem to stick on your ribs like the fattiest stufft crust cheezza. And even after you've digested a whole bunch of bullshit, that punk fat is still there except its evolved past your ribcage and has traveled into your DNA.
It's all kind of a joke now but I know one true punk can sniff out another, like a junkie on the street. We're still around and just because some of us have traded our safety pins for Banana Republic, we can still find our brethren. In turn, just because someone trades their Banana Republic for safety pins, we can sniff out posers too. Especially when the safety pins are made by Balenciaga (Banana Republic would have sounded better in that sentence, but I doubt that company makes safety pins).
Without going into further explanation (punks don't feel the need to explain) I will say that "being embarrassed" is NOT PUNK.
Embarrassment is for the weak. Embarrassment is clearly stating "I care about what you think of me, even if you're a total stranger."
I won't lie and say I don't care what other people think of me, of course I do. If I didn't, I'd wear Juicy sweatsuits everyday because they're mad comfy. Fuck it I'd wear sweatpants. I don't because I care what people think. Mostly my friends, people who might offer me a job, and not to mention I like to feel good about myself--which happens to be punk.
Does that mean I won't leave you a voicemail of nonsensical grunts and giggles if I feel like it? No. And if it embarrasses you then go find tickets to a Taylor Swift concert and get off my fucking stage (punks say "fuck" whenever they want).
Sometimes we get loud and obnoxious. Sometimes we get "inappropriate." That's how we live. Maybe you're reading this right now and realizing that you are in fact punk and you didn't even know (not very punk but we'll let it slide).
Another punk thing to do is contradict yourself and feel ashamed and dumb and confused and say the wrong things, but tell the world anyway because bottling shit up and pretending it never happened in such an ugly way isn't for punks at all. It's for boring people who hate things that are ugly and off-putting and weird and not always easy to understand. Or stupid. Or smart. Or sloppy. Or apologetic.

I went to the rock show but my #1 crush wasn't there so I stood outside and ember to assed it, walked home to jerk off.

Did you know if you send soiled panties via USPS they are classified as BIOLOGICAL WASTE? 

I tried to sell used panties but they were flagged and removed from craigslist.com within 30 minutes.

Here are some of the replies I got in that 1/2hr:

Clifton McReynolds askes: "you can send a pic of your underware that you have forsale?" and  "just emailed asking for pic. how do you send your underware and do they still have any sent on them"

KMo1695779@aol.com: "let's see what you have to offer" and "Ok, are you different than the same ad from Seattle? if so, let's see what you have"

Milkman5am says: "No not unlegal sale used panties with germs smell yucky."

Craigslist says:

flagged & removed: 1498090695 (general) Slightly Used Panties

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brotally brosessed

these are really embroassing & consciously bad
brolimic
brokemon
nintendbro
maribro
broshi
casibro
brotice
brofile
brolific
brodom
debrodorant 
conbrosation
brostbrodern brose broetry
broganic
broca broger
broca-brola
bro'douls
metabrolism
brocaine
aphbrodisiac
brogasm
bronography
bromiscuous
brocreate
missed bronnection
vasectbromy
barack brobama
lindsey brohan
georgia  bro'keef
vincent van bro
bromones
brock n' broll
bro jams
minnebrota
broling alley
brody and the beast
bromometer
broken hymen



what are your favorite broism? 
 ^^that's a link^^

my mom says this blog is not interesting

I couldn't agree more:

 

hold tyte

In a moments notice I'm going to tell you true things about growing up.
Standby.